Today, we have a new issue of the Club Penguin Times!
SCIENTIFIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Gary the Gadget Guy announces his new time machine.
By Gary - Attention scientists! Attention adventurers! Attention Chester! What do we all have in common? We all want to time travel. So let's time travel! After months of work, I have invented a time machine - and I want to go see some dinosaurs!
GADZOOKS!
Gadzooks indeed! Here's how it works -using energy I harvested from the Meteor last year, I accelerate a localized quantum field to create a tachonic wormhole. Simple! I call my time machine the Time Trekker 3000! Mostly because I made it from an old Snow Trekker, that I had originally turned into an Ice Cream Trekker. It's a long story.
In any case, I have already begun experimenting with time travel, and I'm pleased with the results. Ergo, if you spotted me in the Time Trekker sometime in the past, that was not swamp gas! It was me! I'm just putting the finishing touches on it, to make sure it comfortable doesn't alter the space time continuum.
I should have it ready to go by Jan. 17. And the first place I want to go is the Age of the Dinosaurs! So clear your calendar and set your watches. We're going to have the time of our lives!
NEWS FLASH
Hey there friend. Looking for the latest and greatest fashions on the island? I bet you are. Come check out the new line of outstanding outfits in the Clothes Shop.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Prepare for a wacky, wonky, scary, crazy, chilly, furry, festive year!
By Aunt Arctic - 2013 is here - and there's to time to waste! I hit the streets on Jan. 1 to get the next big thing coming to Club Penguin. I ran into Gary and asked what he was up to. He said, "Inventing dinosaur repellant!" At the time, that didn't make much sense to me.
I spotted Cadence in the Clothes Shop, who grabbed me and said, "Auntie A! I'm gonna be real with you - working on a big event for February. Stars. Fashion. Awards. Music. Epic. Gotta roll!"
Finally, I caught up with PH outside the Pet Shop. She was examining some strange feathers. "Curious..." she said, and walked away.
I'll keep the island updated on any other interesting rumors I hear.
UPCOMING EVENTS
On now! Penguin Style Catalog
Casual styles for incredible penguins. That's you. Only at the Clothes Shop.
On now! Coins for Change Results
The results are in! Head to the Snow Forts to find out how many coins were raised.
Jan. 10 Igloo Furniture
Igloo items inspired by pre-history. Perfect for the modern cave!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until January 9.
Next pin hidden: January 10-23
Dear Aunt Arctic,
What are your New Year's Resolutions?
-Luke Ahed
Dear Luke Ahed,
Great question indeed! The New Year snuck up on me somewhat, and I haven't given much thought yet to 2013. But there's no time like the present, I say! Last year, my resolution was to get better at igloo decorating. It's hard to say if I've succeeded, but I certainly have a lot more fun doing it now. That's a win in my book.
What likes ahead? Recently, I've been thinking about adventure. It's been a while since I've planned a good and proper one. And there are plenty of mysteries on Club Penguin to explore. Over the last few months, I've received a lot of questions about polar bears, bat-puffles in telescopes, snow ninja myths, and as always - Iceberg tipping. So let's look for some answers.
There you have it. More adventures.
My 2013 resolution. Let's go exploring.
Dear Aunt Arctic,
Which party are you coming to next?
-Parr T Thyme
Dear Parr T Thyme,
Like any respectable penguin, if I had my way, I wouldn't miss a single party for any reason. Even if I lost my beanie of something, I would celebrate. The show must go on!
However, my schedule does tend to be a bother. Running the newspaper, reading mail, and helping to direct a few other projects doesn't leave me with a lot of free time. Even when I do make it to a party, I am often busy interviewing penguins to get the latest scoop. So waddling around and socializing is something like a rare treat.
What I enjoy most of all is celebrating with all of you. So I suspect that I shall be freeing up some time for a party soon.
Maybe I can get Herbert to takeover the newspaper again, for a short break... Just kidding!
HOLLY JOLLY IGLOO CONTEST WINNERS
The Holly Jolly Igloo Contest results are in! First, second and third winners receive rare igloo items and coins! Congratulations to all our winners!
Click to see results
1st place
Troyella!
Rockhopper: "Avast! This be a Frost Bite's paradise. Arr, I be grateful that me beard be keepin' warm in this icy castle.
2nd place
Captain Obi!
Rockhopper: "This reminds me of the time I saved a toy train from crashin' into the Migrator. Arr, it was a Tuesday."
3rd place
Ozy33!
Rockhopper: "This be a most welcomin' holiday scene. Be there stinky cheese for me beneath this tree?"
Runner ups!
Harry65757, Pingo 01, May39, Puppuppypup, Rockwire, Funbluepengu, Avrilpink22, Jacob2303, Kayleemarie2, Tenso 896, Kevincash123, Dojoninja108, Kittapa, Litterbit, Meme The Kid, Maxwell43, Orion9057, The Onceler4, Penny57354, Gentle Owl, Rita963, Beak Penguin, Suitelife174, Cristoval123, Ahf2001, Marceline 761, Pinguela, Nicols14, Indiana59118, Steve75760 Dw47, Spongeywongy, Liudnas, 123puffly321, Momo12233, Sitingpretty, Lana0909, Xsupahcoolx, Birobiro 22, and Flappy0906.
JOKES
Q. What subject do trees like?
A. Geome-tree!
-Kous3
Q. What kind of fish makes the best sandwiches?
A. A peanut butter and jelly fish!
-Sammymypants
Q. Why did the writer enjoy living in the basement?
A. It was the best cellar!
-Emilymhh
Q. What kind of horse likes to rock?
A. A rocking horse!
-Smurflett
Q. Why isn't Cinderella good at sports?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
-Nathan 3232
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tuba!
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste!
-Izabel90210
Knock knock
Who's there?
Whale!
Whale who?
Whale you please let me in?
It's cold out here!
-Barbiedog900
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