Here's Club Penguin Times issue #374!
AVAST! HOLIDAY PARTY!
By Rockhopper - AVAST YE LANDLUBBERS! THE HOLIDAY PARTY HAS STARTED, AND IT BE NOT CELEBRATIN' ITSELF! Here be the order of business: I need bakers! I need cookie eaters! Let's raise a ruckus like never before!
PARTY!
There be lots to do mateys - listen close. This year I want to donate a mega-gazillion coins to Coins For Change, so here's the plan. I've brought with me a magic recipe for special cookies. Cookies that can TRANSFORM ye into three of me favorite things. Reindeer puffles! Frost Bites! Race Cars!
So let's make an absurd amount of cookies, sell'em, and donate all the profits to Coins For Change! This plan be fool proof! If ye be on board this ingenious idea, get ye to the Bakery! Hopefully, I'll see ye in there! GO!
COINS FOR CHANGE
I am proud to announce that the island's annual Coins For Change donation drive has begun! All over the island, penguins are baking cookies, ringing bells, and earning coins to doante to worthy causes. And we need YOUR help. Our three causes this year are helping kids stay in good health, build safe places to live, and protecting the environment.
By working together, we will help decide how a $1 million donation is made - and show the world how much we care. So use your talents, create awareness, and inspire others to join in. Together we can take action, and change the world.
UPCOMING EVENTS
On now! Holiday Party
The most festive party of the year has begun - watch out for Frost Bites!
On now! Coins For Change
Take action and change the world - head to the Bakery today!
Jan. 4 Igloo Contest Winners
Judges are hard at work choosing winners of the Holly Jolly Igloo Contest.
A special gift is ready for everyone. (No peeking!)
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until December 26.
Next pin hidden: December 27 - January 9
Ahoy Rockhopper!
I don't like cookies!
Can I still donate?
-Kupkakes R Beter
Ye. Don't. Like. COOKIES!?
ARR! What be the problem? Be ye allergic to deliciousness? YO HO HO! I be jokin'! I be knowin' how ye feel. I hate green bananas. Of course ye can still donate! Just find ye'self a donation station.
Ahoy Rockhopper!
What's your favorite holiday feast?
-Sew Hungary
Me favorite meal be a slab of ripe stinky cheese served on burnt toast, with a side of anchovy and banana pizza stir fry with chocolate sprinkles!
Do you ever peek at your holiday gifts?
-Justa Kwik Luke
ARR! I be Captain Rockhopper! I don't be peekin' at nothin'! If I wants to open me gifts early, then I does! Unless they be from Yarr. He said no. And he be too dangerous a puffle to cross swords with...
What's a Frost Bite?
-F Ross T
Ahoy there F Ross T!
YARRRR, this be a great question. EVERY pirate should be warmed about the Frost Bites, for they be tricky beyond measure! Frost Bites be mischievous sprites from a frozen land with no name. I once ran aground there, many years ago, and we became fast enemies.
But after an epic struggle, and a couple of thrillin' chases, me and the Frost Bites found some common ground: we all loved to pull pranks. Now we be allies. So take note: Frosty Bites can freeze anthin'! They sneeze icicles, and fart snowflakes. So dress warm if ye be raisin' a ruckus with them!
ARR! These days, I always be lookin' forward to a good Frost Bite fiesta. Fairs winds!
JOKES
Q. What kind of table would Herbert eat?
A. A vegetable!
-Cutebuddy26
Q. What appears once in a second, twice in a week and once in a year?
A. The letter 'e'!
-Doughnut2348
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. I'll hang around. You go on ahead!
-Rileyfitz
Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A. Do you smell carrots?
-Isabella176
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the 'g'!
-Steph1240
Q. Why don't fish like to play tennis?
A. They're scared to go near the net!
-Sillysosage2
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
-Bluebedoo
SECRETS
HOW TO MAKE COOKIES
By Rockhopper
Avast, ye pirate cookies creators! Be ye confused by recipes? Be ye more handy with a scimitar that a spatula? Well, here be all the steps ye need to know to bake like a cookie Captain!
1. Stand on the ingredient square. Throw ingredients into the mixer.
2. Add cheer to yer batch by using the smile emote! A cookie without cheer be no cookie at all!
3. Now, make the most cookies ye can by standin' on the Multiplier dealy-thing, I be not knowin' how it works, but it does!
Well, what be ye waitin' for?! Start cookin' up a storm in the Bakery!
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Merry Christmas!
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