Herbert was... *sigh* kind enough to bestow upon us another "exciting" issue of Club Herbert Times.
...but. Club Penguin is returning to normal! So... this should be better, hopefully.
IS HERBERT'S PLAN FAILING?
The Illustrious Leader Supreme was unavailable for comment.
Author Classified - Where is Herbert? Have his plans hit a speed bump? Are the EPF causing trouble behind the scenes? Those are the unanswered questions, as Herbert's power seems to be slipping.
A group of concerned citizens found the Newsroom abandoned this week, with the newspaper only half written. They worked together to finish writing it.
"Yo check it peeps, this Herbert guy's a MAJOR drag," sad one unnamed helper. "And his plan's going down! Operation fail!"
"That polar bear is grumpier than a Mullet fish at a ballet recital," sand an anonymous construction worker. "And this Blackout is as finished as a grilled cheese sandwich at midnight."
"Though the darkness is deep, where there is bravery, light will always shine through," said the mysterious leader of the group.
"Be brave, Agents of Elite. We are behind you. Club Penguin will be free."
RESISTANCE RISES
Author Classified - EPF agents are going missing. The temperature is dropping to dangerous levels.
But there is hope. The EPF resistance continues to fight. And at least one agent seems to have Herbert nervous. At his fancy party, Herbert P. Bear was overheard yelling, "What?!? There are still agents on the loose? Wait... THAT agent is still on the loose!?"
"UNACCEPTABLE! We've caught EVERYONE ELSE! The entire EPF Leadership is in my clutches! Do I have to hunt down that agent myself?!""
"FIND THEM! You KNOW what they can do. That agent is as dangerous as the Director!!"
"Do not rest until you have them! NOW GO!"
Club Penguin's darkest hour has come. Will the EPF prevail?
Dec. 6
Penguin Style?
New fashions are ready to hit the stand... Will Herbert allow them?
Dec. 6
Snow and Sports?
Check out the latest in sportswear... If Herbert hasn't banned them.
Dec. 13
Furniture Catalog?
New furniture coming... unless Herbert burns it for firewood.
The rest, you can see on Club Penguin. ;)
However, here is the weekly secret.
SECRET ENTRANCES INTO: HERBERT'S BASE
Alright dudes! It's time to 'band' together and show this Herbert guy we're not gonna take his bummer Blackout anymore.
Time to raise a ruckus where Herbert can't handle it-his base! And HERE'S how you and your crew can get inside:
*Sneak in through the fancy paradise party. It's no penguins allowed, but Herbert's rules were made to be broken!
*Use the secret EPF tunnel. You'll need to find the emergency EPF HQ ASAP. (Whoa, that's a lot of letters).
Time for Herbert to face the music. Let's rush that base and rock his world! Peace!
Good luck, agents! Let's stop Herbert!
