CLUB PENGUIN SPORTS NETWORK!
Join the CPSN crew!
By Aunt Arctic -- The Penguin Cup is coming on June 19, and the Club Penguin Sports Network will cover every math. CPSN's new broadcast studio is the source for sports. It's a dream job for soccer fans like me!
With CPSN, I'm going to report on every step of the Penguin Cup. Watch for updates from me so you can follow your team's journey! But sports reporters need to be in a lot of places, and I can't do it all on my own.
I need reporters!
Grab a microphone and ask coaches the tough questions. Report on the latest rivalry between the Sharks and the Hot Suace. Soccer stars--come in for an interview so the fans can hear from you.
NEWSFLASH
Club Penguin University grad party all week! WHAAAAAT?!
ROCKHOPPER'S SHIP TALK
Go from landlubber to sea dog!
By Rockhopper -- Avast! I hear ye be wantin' to sail the seas like yer ol' Cap'n Rockhopper?! Then listen to me first-rate pirate pointers! First, ye must be gettin' a good first mate. I be havin' Yarr, the greatest red puffle to ever sail a ship.
Then, ye be gettin' them to chart yer course. They be makin' sure ye don't hit any sunken wrecks or ferocious goldfish! Get yer first mate to be doin' all the liftin' and pullin' as well. That way, the cap'n has time for cap'n things. Like countin' yer treasure, trimmin' yer beard, or standin' stylish-like on the prow. Harr harr!
UPCOMING EVENTS
June 29--Winners announced! Bring your team to the Finals!
June 19 Penguin Cup
Last week of practice before the big event!
July 3 Penguin Style
Hot new styles for your inner rock star.
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until June 25.
Next pin hidden: June 26 - July 9
ASK FRANKY
I get stage fright, do you?
-Lee Singer
You know, even after all these shows with the Penguin Band, I still get a little scared. But that's okay. You just gotta take all that excitement and nerves and put it into the show. A bit of nervous energy lets the audience know you care!
That's just what I think though. But you know what? Cadence is bringing is a whole bunch of bands in July for a big music fest. I bet you could talk to them about how they deal with the pre-show jitters.
Some of them have played on huge stages and on TV, so they totally have that under control.
SECRETS
SECRETS OF CPU
By Dot the Disguise Gal
Like every school, Club Penguin University has its share of secrets and rumors. There are still rumors about what was in the terrarium. Was it a spider? A dragon? An invisible goo monster? And where is it now? No one knows!
I also heard that Rookie, the school's founder, comes to class in disguise. But, I tried to teach him the art of disguise--he taped lettuce to his face and called it camouflage.
If he was coming to class I think we would know. I'll go undercover myself to learn more.
JOKES
Q. I tried to take a picture of a cloud...
A. But I mist!
-Mouldy14
Q. Where do penguins go swimming?
A. In the South Poll!
-Milkshake42
Q. What happened to the dog who swallowed the firefly?
A. It barked with de-light!
-Popper2399
Q. Why are cats good at video games?
A. Because they have nine lives!
-Rovercrumble
Q. What did the TV say when the remote broke?
A. I'm out of control!
-Aaiel456
Q. What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
A. Sham-boo!
-Warik
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