SAVE THE FUTURE!
A time portal gets us there half the... time?
By Gary the Gadget Guy -- Greetings again. In the last issue, I spoke about the wonders of the future. However, there are threats there as well. Ultimate Protobot 10K, one of the most dangerous villains we know of, was spotted by Gary 3000.
In Gary 3000's time, Protobot has rebuilt himself. Now he's a huge robot that launches meteors! He's going to sink the island with them if Gary 3000 doesn't give in to his demands. Usually, the Extra-Planetary Federation would defend the island, but they're all the way on planet Upzar II. There is a 99.3% chance that without their help, the island will be demolished!
We must get to the future and destroy those meteors! I've already started work on a time portal in the Forts. Come back on May 22 to save the future!
We must get to the future and destroy those meteors! I've already started work on a time portal in the Forts. Come back on May 22 to save the future!
NEWSFLASH
Fans of Space Adventure Planet Y are eager to see if the future matches their favorite play! Check it out on the Stage.
ROBOS--ELITE GEAR OF THE FUTURE
The best suit coins can buy.
By JPG -- Here's a brief on these member-only robos from the future. I'd never choose anything over my jetpack, but the robos are excellent fliers. You can get all the way to space without refueling. They're also very quick to react. Whatever moves you make will be mirrored by the robo--from a wave to a ninja stance.
"Big Red," the three-legged robo, is my favorite. Something about it just looks good. You're heading into dangerous territory, pilots. Know your gear, fly safe, and watch your back!
ISLAND RUMORS
Puffle Bands
By Cadence -- WHOA, rumor alert! Now that puffles are "speaking", I keep hearing about puffle bands on the island. Maybe someone is making a puffle choir by using the speak trick? Or maybe the puffles are ROCKING out on their own?!
All I wanna know is y Lolz wasn't invited! jk. Sounds like it's all hush-hush. If u get some gossip, send it along to the paper so ur girl Cadence can check it out!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until May 28.
Next pin hidden: May 29 -- June 11
ASK P.H.
What is the craziest thing a puffle has dug up?
-Rich Minar
Our fuzzy friends sure have a knack for digging. Have you ever seen a collie puffle dig up a whole car? Crikey! It's pretty wild. And the gold puffles have no trouble finding their favorite metal. Keep one of 'em around and you'll get all the golden clothes you could ever want.
But, I think the craziest finds are the ones those rare dino puffles dig up. How do they dig so deep and find these old items? I wonder if we could use them to study Club Penguin's past? Gives me an idea for an expedition, actually...
SECRETS
THREE FAMOUS GARY INVENTIONS
By Aunt Arctic
Gary the Gadget Guy is quite an inventive fellow. He can create a gadget to get out of any bind--or a gadget that gets us in a bind! Here are three of his most notable creations:
The Time Trekker 3000 -- This started out as a regular snow trekker, but Gary modified it so that it can travel through time!
The Clock Tower -- This has stood proudly in the Forts for years. It only needs the occasional snowball to wind it up and keep it running.
The Pizzatron 3000 -- This extra-fast pizza oven keeps up with the pizza demands of Club Penguin. It has also caused a lot of kitchen disasters!
JOKES
Q. Where do penguins go to dance?
A. The snow ball!
-Caitycakes
Q. What tree do cats never climb?
A. The dogwood!
-Wolflover782
Q. What sport can a penguin do while sleeping?
A. Snore-kling!
-Gavinnoh
Q. What do you call a sweet monkey?
A. A meringue-utan!
-Peekaboo4831
Q. What do you call singing in the shower?
A. A soap opera!
-Thesecret19
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An im-pasta!
-Tinkerkelsy
ROBOS--ELITE GEAR OF THE FUTURE
The best suit coins can buy.
By JPG -- Here's a brief on these member-only robos from the future. I'd never choose anything over my jetpack, but the robos are excellent fliers. You can get all the way to space without refueling. They're also very quick to react. Whatever moves you make will be mirrored by the robo--from a wave to a ninja stance.
"Big Red," the three-legged robo, is my favorite. Something about it just looks good. You're heading into dangerous territory, pilots. Know your gear, fly safe, and watch your back!
ISLAND RUMORS
Puffle Bands
By Cadence -- WHOA, rumor alert! Now that puffles are "speaking", I keep hearing about puffle bands on the island. Maybe someone is making a puffle choir by using the speak trick? Or maybe the puffles are ROCKING out on their own?!
All I wanna know is y Lolz wasn't invited! jk. Sounds like it's all hush-hush. If u get some gossip, send it along to the paper so ur girl Cadence can check it out!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until May 28.
Next pin hidden: May 29 -- June 11
ASK P.H.
What is the craziest thing a puffle has dug up?
-Rich Minar
Our fuzzy friends sure have a knack for digging. Have you ever seen a collie puffle dig up a whole car? Crikey! It's pretty wild. And the gold puffles have no trouble finding their favorite metal. Keep one of 'em around and you'll get all the golden clothes you could ever want.
But, I think the craziest finds are the ones those rare dino puffles dig up. How do they dig so deep and find these old items? I wonder if we could use them to study Club Penguin's past? Gives me an idea for an expedition, actually...
SECRETS
THREE FAMOUS GARY INVENTIONS
By Aunt Arctic
Gary the Gadget Guy is quite an inventive fellow. He can create a gadget to get out of any bind--or a gadget that gets us in a bind! Here are three of his most notable creations:
The Time Trekker 3000 -- This started out as a regular snow trekker, but Gary modified it so that it can travel through time!
The Clock Tower -- This has stood proudly in the Forts for years. It only needs the occasional snowball to wind it up and keep it running.
The Pizzatron 3000 -- This extra-fast pizza oven keeps up with the pizza demands of Club Penguin. It has also caused a lot of kitchen disasters!
JOKES
Q. Where do penguins go to dance?
A. The snow ball!
-Caitycakes
Q. What tree do cats never climb?
A. The dogwood!
-Wolflover782
Q. What sport can a penguin do while sleeping?
A. Snore-kling!
-Gavinnoh
Q. What do you call a sweet monkey?
A. A meringue-utan!
-Peekaboo4831
Q. What do you call singing in the shower?
A. A soap opera!
-Thesecret19
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An im-pasta!
-Tinkerkelsy
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