Club Penguin Times Issue #446 - Back From The Future!

BACK FROM THE FUTURE!

How does Gary keep the dates straight?

By Gary the Gadget Guy -- Greetings 2014! I've just came back from the wondrous future. You won't believe what I saw. Space elevators, an alien zoo, and robot waiters. It was a scientastic trip!

Traveling to the future was an illuminating experience. I met Gary 3000, who is me in the future but different. Is that confusing? I confess I'm getting used to time travel quirks. Regardless, he builds amazing gadgets that are used all over the galaxy.

The most impressive machines are the robos. These walking robot suits allow penguins to fly into orbit! Gary 3000 invented them to defend against threats from outer space and other dimensions. The pilots of these robos are the Extra-Planetary Federation. I didn't get to meet any of them though. They were rescuing alien creatures on planet Upzar II.

There's so much I could say about the future! Maybe you'll see for yourself soon.

NEWSFLASH

UFO reports coming in from the Lighthouse. Send any proof to the Newspaper!

HAT'S OFF TO HAT WEEK
Congrats to all the winners!

By Rookie -- Whoa! Did you guys see the funny hat week at the Dock?! Those hats were HILARIOUS! I still can't get over the Mullet hat. BAHAHA! Just look at it... look at it! Whew... okay. Aunt Arctic told me I should report this event, so I'm gonna report now.

The hat week wasn't just about bringing the funny. There were also categories for the fishiest hat, teastiest hat, and the biggest hat! It was crazy! I would have joined in but my hat is glued on so I don't lose it. Next time, I'm going to ask for a spinniest hat competition. I think I could do super well at that one!

What do you guys think? What kind of hats do you wanna see more of?

UPCOMING EVENTS

May 15: Furniture and Igloo Catalog--explore the stars!

On now Penguin Style
Future fashions available at the Clothes Shop!

May 15 Construction
Gary is building a big invention at the Forts!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until May 14.
Next pin hidden: May 15-28



ASK AUNT ARCTIC

What is the EPF?

-Ivanna B. Spye

Now much is known about the Elite Penguin Force. We know that they have highly trained agents all over the island. And, they have saved us from enemies like Herbert P. Bear and Ultimate Protobot 10K. But, there are many mysterious about the EPF. I have to assume they maintain their secrecy for a reason.

Sometimes, you can only protect the island if you're doing it from the shadows.

How do I get the jackhammer?

-Jack H. Mere

You'll find a hart hat in the Gold Mine. Pick it up, wear just the hat.  and start dancing! Now you can fix, dip, and drill around the island!

SECRETS

EXTREME STAMPS

By Gary the Gadget Guy

Looking to complete your Stamp collection? I enjoy collecting, but some pose perplexing problems. I researched the optimal ways to get extreme Stamps:

Extreme Cannon Stamp -- Go to the caves level in Puffle Rescue. Make one cannon shoot the other with a snowball to destroy it. You'll still need to get out of the way!

Cart Master Stamp -- Go to the Cart Surfer game and perform lots of back flips, air twists, and handstands. Crash when you start getting less points for the tricks. You don't want to go to the end in one run!

Fruit Smasher Stamp -- Go to Smoothie Smash and try not to miss any fruit in a recipe. Keep it up and you'll get this extreme Stamp.

JOKES 

Q. Why did the king go to dentist?

A. To get his tooth crowned!

-Vlad1976

Q.What did the puffle eat when he was nervous?

A. Puffle Oh-no's!

-Cookie58220

Q. What did one candle say to the other?

A. Are you going out tonight?

-Decorator14

Q. What did the seal say when his friend got a question wrong?

A. You were whale off!

-Himberrug 75

Q. What did the judge say to the skunk?
A. Odor in the court!

-Penguin80061

Q. What did the nut say when it sneezed?

A. Ca-shew!

-Sonithbingi