SUPER PUFFLE SHOW!
The most amazing feats ever performed!
By PH -- Alright mates. You've been doin' great with your tricks. I see loads of puffles performing all over the island. but now the big show has arrived! Go to the stage to see what's up!
I reckon you've got your pets in fine shape for a show, and that's just what the gala is! It's going to be a real beaut of a production. You'll see the finest specimens of pufflekind in action. There'll be jumps, spins, nuzzles, and digging! I know puffle owners are looking to show their best tricks to the audience.
Check out the big screen at the back of the room. It'll display tricks for all of us to do with our puffles. We're gonna have one big puffle dance party! Don't forget this is gonna be a swanky affair. But on your puffle's best hat and dress up for the occasion!
Hope to see you there!
NEWSFLASH
Vets needed at Beach. Bring your stethoscope!
BEAR ALERT
The bear in its native habitat
By Rookie -- Heya everyone! Have you checked out the Nature Reserve in the Forest? You can see all sorts of animals there. Just look out for bears! They come for the honey and picnic baskets, I think So I'm packing my sandwiches in this EPF security safe. CLEVER.
If you wanna stay safe, here are some tips to keep bears away:
- Wear bells and dance
- Don't dress as food
- Sing pop songs in ALL CAPS!
Have fun! And try not to look too tasty when you're hiking or having a picnic!
UPCOMING EVENTS
May 8: Clothing that is out of this world!
May 1 Special Event
Hat contest at the Beach! Bring your scariest, scariest, or fishiest hat!
May 15 Furniture & Igloo Catalog
New furniture for the ultra-modern igloo!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until April 30.
Next pin hidden: May 1 - 14
ASK P.H.
Can we decorate our backyard?
-Fern E. Chur
No Fern, I'm afraid not. Your puffles love gettin' to roam free in that backyard, it's like a little piece of the wilds for them. Plus, you don't want your stuff to get all mucky in the snow, do you?
Your backyard will always match your igloo location, though. If you want to change up your backyard, why not try a new location, like a beach or mountaintop?
Can puffles talk?
-S. Peaker
Puffles can't really talk like you and I, but if you listen real hard, you can make sense of what they're sayin'. When I'm in the wild, I keep an ear out for the calls of puffle creatures. That's how you find the best O'berry bushes!
Comic
Secrets
PUFFLE LAUNCH
By PH
G'day Mates! Want to blast your puffle into the skies and collect Puffle O's? Ace! Head to the Pet Shop and jump in the cannon!
- Some obstacles can help you out! If you want the fastest time, aim for the nearest cactus, and see where it shoots ya!
- if you're in a cannon that's spinnin' around, shoot off in a random direction. You might wind up skipping some cannons!
- Sometimes you don't wanna go as far as you can. Push in the opposite direction to slow your puffle down a little.
Keep practicing, and you'll get the hang of it in no time. Just watch out for a certain cranky crab!
JOKES
Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. You wanna piece of me?
-Fuzzy93574
Q. What does a frog change its clothes?
A. In the croak room!
-Sky1330
Q. Why don't you whisper in a corn field?
A. Because of all the ears!
-Brook1359
Q. What do penguin magicians say?
A. Pick a cod any cod!
-Orange2426
Q. What do you do if a train gets lost?
A. Follow its tracks!
-Ruby14704
Q. What did one donut say to the other?
A. You've got a hole in your stomach!
-Zubeezu
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