Club Penguin Times issue #409

Check out this week's Club Penguin Times issue!

SUMMER JAM STARTS NOW

Welcome to the ultimate summer party!

By Cadence -- The Summer Jam is the summer party of the century! It has something for everyone--even motorbike racing! I just finished surfing the most MONDO wave ever! Are u ready to shoot the curl? Well what r u waitin' 4?

U can hit the surf from any beach front, just look for a buoy. There's nothin' like shredding some serious stellar surf 2 get u in the mood 2 partay! One MONDO group of party-goers started a HUGE bash after SPLASHING down at the Water Park.

"Everywhere you turn, someone's either rocking out, surfing, or just being plain rad!" "This is AWESOME!" said one crazy surfer dude. If u need a break from partying, splashing, or surfing--hit up Big Momma's at the Forts. It's the perfect hangout to guzzle down an ice cold smoothie with ur friends!

The Summer Jam is totes the places 2 be! Surf's up August 22-September 4. So, I'll c u there GUYS!

NEWSFLASH

Huge crowd are hitting up the water slides at the Water Park. Lifeguards needed ASAP!

HOTTEST SHOW IN TOWN!

By Cadence -- If u r ready to rock the dance floor, head to Big Momma's! Coz, that's where it's happenin'. And, I've got some read news 4 u guys! My friends McKenzie and Brady are gonna be there 2 ROCK THE HOUSE! They r super stoked to be here and are gonna put on an INSANE show for you at Big Momma's.

So, swing by after u've surfed, raced, and rocked--dance your butt of at the show or just chillax. So watch the show at Big Momma's--And members, head Backstage for your chance to meet them. Both McKenzie and Brady are pumped to see you and teach us some surf tips!

In the meantime, GO SHRED THAT WAVE and I'll catch you later!

UPCOMING EVENTS

Sep. 12 Like Sheep Costumes?

Want to get lost in la-la land? Fairy Fables come to the Stage!

Sep. 5 Postcards

Say hi to a new friend with an old postcard!

Sep. 5 Penguin Style

Hit the books with the latest back-to-school must-haves.

Grab your board and hit the surf! The hottest summer party is here!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until September 4.

Next pin hidden: September 5-September 18

ASK CADENCE

How do I become famous?

-Faye Mouse

Being a SUPERSTAR isn't always about being famous. It's all about how u treat others, and bout ur own inner awesomeness! 2 get noticed, u gotta believe in urself, work hard, and practice your TALENT. Whatevs ur talent is. Puffle launching? Pizza tossing? DJ-ing? Break dancing? Tuba playing? Go for it!

Also, u wanna show off ur look wherever u r. The island's ur runway. OWN IT! Be unique. Don't just follow the trends--make them! Create ur own über stellar style, and be BOLD! 

Expressing urself through style is a sure way 2 get recognized.

Finally, help out ur friends whenever u can! Lending a flipper to others will TOTES make u stand out from the crowd. 

Stay true 2 U! <3

How do I becoem a great surfer?

-Sir Fur

Shredin' waves and shootin' tubes are hard work! And becoming an expert surfer needs expert advice. So, I chatted with my friends McKenzie and Brady! Here r a few tips they gave me.

U gotta know how 2 swim, so don't be afraid to get wet! Remember, balance is the key, so practice in water AND on land. Don't worry about wiping out. And, if u bail, just get back up again. Learn the surf and watch the breaks. U guys r gonna rock those boards. I'll see u in the surf--Cadence, OUT!

SECRETS

START A BAND

Want to jam with your own band? Well, get your friends and grab your instruments. Head over to the Lighthouse, make sure your instrument is the only item you're wearing, and press "D". The Lighthouse has a stellar sound system so you can really rock the house!

JOKES

Q. Why is the watchmaker always bored?

A. He's got too much time on his hands!

-Lilyduck8888

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A. Take away its credit card!

-Moonmonkey15

Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?

A. Time to run!

-Rockstar 002

Q. What has four wheels and flies?

A. A garbage truck!

-Jj Hacky

Q. Why did the surfer cross the beach?

A. To get to the other tide!

-Burritoguy

Q. What kind of cake do mice like to eat?

A. Cheesecake!

-Lana67897

Q. Why can't bikes stand on their own?

A. Because they're two tired!

-Karen Olan