Club Penguin Times issue #385

Here's the latest Club Penguin Times:

NEW PUFFLE SPECIES!

Major discovery in the clouds - rainbow puffles!

By PH - How's it going mates? Have ya heard the news? There's a cloud choc full of rainbow puffles! Crikey, I can barely wait to get up there and observe 'em!

To the clouds!

I can confidently say the puffles I've observed in the clouds are indeed rare, magnificent rainbow puffles. It's not gonna be easy, but we've gotta get up to study those critters. So once we've built the Puffle Hotel, we'll put a cannon on top of the roof! Then we can launch into the clouds. I'm gonna head up there first to do some research.

I'll need your help to thoroughly document this amazing discovery. What do ya suppose they're like? Well, we'll find out soon. So put your helmets on! Members can get ready to launch into the clouds on March 21.

NEWSFLASH

Treasure Hunters needed! The Quest for the Golden Puffle has begun. Head to the Stage to start your adventure.

PUFFLE HOTEL CONSTRUCTION

Get your hard hat on and lend a flipper!

By Aunt Arctic - There's quite the air of excitement in the Plaza this week as the construction begins on the new Puffle Hotel. To find out how the construction is coming along I caught up with PH, the Puffle Handler.

"We're gonna make sure puffles get the full treatment. Feeding, grooming, exercising, and of course, relaxing. Did I mention the rooftop pool? It's gonna be ACE!"

Construction workers admit that moving the Pet Shop to the left a bit of ingenuity and brown puffle brain bower. The foundations are extra-strong and make sure it can withstand all teh partying on the island - and be THE puffle hot spot for a long, long time. The new building is scheduled to be completed on March 21.

UPCOMING EVENTS

Mar. 14: It's a puffle paradise with items from the Furniture Catalog!

On now! Puffle Fan Fashion

Show your love of puffles with FAN-tastic fashion!

On now! The Stage

Join the quest for the legendary Golden Puffle.

Mar. 21 Puffle Hotel

Bring your puffles and don't miss the Grand Opening!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until March 20.

Next pin hidden: March 21 - April 3

ASK AUNT ARCTIC

How do you hug all of your puffles at once?

-Hugh Emall

I can completely relate to your dilemma. Puffles are delightfully adorable, and quite huggable. But I'd recommend hugging them one at a time each the attention it deserves. Some puffles love lots of attention, while others don't require as much. In particular, the black puffle needs hugs on his own terms.

Did your puffles help you write the newspaper?

-Ryder

I always appreciate a helping hand when it comes to writing the newspaper. There was once that my puffles tried to help me write the paper. Unfortunately I wasn't able to understand a single word they wrote...

What color is your favorite puffles?

-Faye V. Wright

Oh my! Picking a favorite color would be rather difficult. I love each puffle because they are all so unique. But I do have a soft spot for my pink puffle, Agent who matches my hat.

Exercising your puffles is an important part of being a pet owner.

I have so many puffles I can't pick one to walk. Please help!

-Pete Walker

As a pet owner, exercising your puffles is an important responsibility. You can't take all your puffles out at once, but there are plenty of ways to make sure each stays healthy. If you play a variety of games every day, you'll be able to take some of your puffles along for the fun.

Even with my busy schedule, I can always find time to take my pets for some fresh air. And when I can't, I set up some activities for them in my igloo. Like an obstacle course! I hope these tips will keep your puffles happy and healthy, and you'll have plenty of fun as well!

DIGGING COINS

By Rory

Digging is more fun that a sardine and jam sandwich, on ciabatta bread! To dig you gotta put on your hard hat, and only your hard hat, and press "D". Don't have a hat? Well, that's easier to fix than a three-legged table!

Head from the Mine Shack, down to the Mine, then into the Cave Mine to pick one up for free! And while you're down there, you can dig for coins in the dirt. If you don't find coins, try a different spot. And remember: safety first, and also third.

JOKES

Q. Do you want to hear the butter joke?
A. Nah, you'll spread it!

-Primrose 119

Q. What kind of band plays snappy music?

A. A rubber band!

-Palopoli

Q. What's an astronauts favorite key on a computer?
A. The space bar!

-Aoshi2

Q. Where does a rat go to buy a new tail?

A. A re-tail store!

-Stone King

Q. Where do sheep go on holiday?

A. The baaa-hamas!

-Aloughal14

Q. Where do fortune tellers dance?

A. At the crystal ball!

-Cocobreeze

Q. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A. Catch ya later!

-Zendaya7470

Q. Why are famous people never hot?

A. They're always near their fans!

-Chinimini