Thursday, February 28, 2013

Club Penguin Times issue #384

Woo! We have a new issue of the Club Penguin Times today! :)


PUFFLE HOTEL ANNOUNCEMENT
PH has big plans to build a puffle hotel!

By PH - G'day mates. Have I got news for you! To celebrate this year's Puffle Party, we're building a Puffle Hotel! It's gonna be tall, 'cause I've got something exciting to show ya up in the clouds...

ACE!

I was out in the wilds doing some research when I spotted something incredible! A strange cloud is coming towards the island. I grabbed my telescope - and I couldn't believe my eyes. The cloud is choc full of puffles!

Crikey, was I ever excited! And that's not even the craziest part. Looks to me like a cloud of RAINBOW puffles! Can you believe it?! We just gotta reach 'em. But that's where the Puffle Hotel comes in.

We'll build this really tall Puffle Hotel, where everyone can bring their pets to be pampered. And we'll launch from the roof to reach the cloud. Piece of cake! I'm finishing up the design right now, and construction's gonna get started next week. So come by the Plaza and lend a flipper!


NEWSFLASH

Construction has started at the Everyday Phoning Facility. Everyone one site should bring their hard hat and jackhammer!



THAT'S A WRAP!
Thanks for all the memories!

By Aunt Arctic - The Hollywood Party has come to an end. And what a party! It truly was a star-studded event. The glitz and glamor on the red carpet, and the spectacular performances from the actors were truly top-notch. I had a wonderful time meeting so many of you, interviewing you, and watching the Awards Show.

Thanks to everyone who came out: all the superstars, directors, and film fanatics - you made this event sensational! Keep pursuing your Hollywood dreams. You all have so much potential! As they say: That's a wrap!


UPCOMING EVENTS
Mar. 7: Puffle fan fashions coming to the Clothes Shop!

On now! Comedy Corner
Head to the Coffee Shop for some laughs! And get ready for ROFL's galore.

Mar. 14 Igloo Furniture
Every igloo could use a little more puffle - new furniture coming soon!

Mar. 21 Puffle Party
Bring your puffle out to party!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until March 6.
Next pin hidden: March 7 - 20
ASK AUNT ARCTIC

What made you want to write for the newspaper?
-Juan A. Wright

Growing up I loved learning new words, reading books, and writing stories. I also loved mysteries, and always had to get to the bottom of them. When I thought about what kind of career I wanted, I knew that writing for a newspaper would be a perfect fit!
How to I become a tour guide?
-Guy Dee

To become a Tour Guide, head to the Ski Village. Once you're 45 days old, you can take the test to find out how much you know about Club Penguin. Pass, and you'll be awarded your official Tour Guide hat, and can start giving tours!

Can I be published in the newspaper?
-Pueblo Shed

Absolutely! We love hearing from you. Go to the bottom of the back page to send us your questions and jokes. Each week, we choose a few to publish in the paper, so keep checking to see if yours gets picked.


Safe sailing to Shipwreck Island thanks to red beacon.

What's that red light in the telescope?
-Bee Kang

This is a question I've been hearing quite often actually. The answer has an interesting story to it. Last year, brave adventurers went on a quest with Rockhopper. They collected supplies form different places, then traveled to Shipwreck Island to build the beacon.

The waters around the island are terribly dangerous. Many a ship has crashed on the rocky shores. In fact, Rockhopper himself nearly crashed into the island!

But with the beacon, Rockhopper can safely navigate the waters around the island, and continue his adventures.


PUFFLE CARE TIPS
By PH

Puffles are amazing creatures! There are all sorts of things ya should know about them. I've got some tips for ya:

* Puffles need food, exercise, grooming, and rest.
*When ya select a puffle in your igloo you'll see four bars - these tell ya how happy your puffles are.
* If one of the bars is getting low, that means your puffles need attention.
* Make sure ya keep their stats up. If all their stats get really low, your puffles could run back to the wilds.

JOKES

Q. What goes: black, white, black, white, black, white?
A. A group of penguins in a revolving door!
-Drago42428

Q. What table can we eat?
A. A vegetable!
-Penny9822

Q. Why are fish bad at basketball?
A. Because they're afraid of the net!
-Samm0808

Q. How did the beaver get online?
A. He logged on!
-Penny21121

Q. What kind of dinosaur likes music?
A. The veloci-RAP-tor!
-Pingvin4o100

Q. What do ducks wear to parties?
A. A duck-sedo!
-Chla0

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you talking about?
-Koolkatt9

Another great issue of the Club Penguin Times!

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