Thursday, January 31, 2013

Club Penguin Times issue #380

Wow!  We've got a star-studded newspaper today!  Check it out:
PREPARE TO SEE STARS!
The ultimate star-studded event is coming... starring YOU!
By Cadence - Check it party penguins! Prep for the Hollywood Party is coming along FAMOUSLY! I can hardly contain my excitement! I'm super STOKED for Feb. 14! And the best part? This party is going to give everyone the chance to make it BIG!

SAY WHAT?!

We've got THREE EPIC movies planned! We're throwing a ton of parties! And get this, superstar members will be strolling down the red carpet to accept awards! To help make this the BIGGEST star-studded event of the year, we've got some special guests coming too! Sensei, Gary AND Aunt Arctic will be making appearances during the party - helping out on the movie sets and reporting from the awards show. So get your outfits together, start practicing your lines, and get ready to PARTY!

Because things get real February 14!


DINO DIG IS HISTORY!
The Prehistoric Party was a T-Rex-sized success!

By Gary - GADZOOKS! What an amazing adventure!! Being among dinosaurs was exponentially far superior that I ever imagined. And all the data was collected will keep me busy in my labs for months! I can't wait to get started!!!

I am pleased to say that all dinosaurs were safely returned to the past, and there's a 24.5% probability that we haven't caused a rift in the time-space-continuum. Overall - an outstanding success!

Thanks to all the scientists, explorers, and caveguins who came along for the adventure. And here's to the next one! FOR SCIENCE!!!

UPCOMING EVENTS
The biggest star-studded awards party of the year starts Feb. 14!

On now!  Penguin Style
Everyone needs a little extra glam! Check out the latest star-worth fashions in the Clothes Shop.

Feb. 7 Furniture Catalog
Create your own film studio with this month's movie-inspired igloo furniture!

Find the collectible pin!  Hidden now until February 6.
Next pin hidden: February 7-20


(Oops!  I think they forgot to add a space there.  ;)

NEWSFLASH
Now trending: metallic ball gowns with smokey eyes. Don't forget your skateboard. Find all you need to be a Superstar at the Clothes Shop.

ASK AUNT ARCTIC
How many puffles do you own?
-Manny Petsu

Well, this is a question I get quite often. It is true that I absoultely adore puffles! And if I could, I would have an igloo full of them! Right now I am taking care of 5 puffles - green, blue, pink, purple, and black.  Their names are Cornelius, EleanorMae, Agent, Scone, and Herbert.  Yesterday Herbert refused to take his bath and EleanorMae licked the icing off a batch of cupcakes. Then Agent and Scone knocked over my favorite plant in an unruly game of chase. Cornelius managed to sleep through the entire ordeal - and I was left to tidy up. It was, as you can imagine, a very busy afternoon. Thanks for asking!


The Everyday Phoning Facility needs a lot of work before it's fixed.

Is the Everyday Phoning Facility going to be fixed? I need to make a call!
-C. Krett

It is quite unfortunate, but the Everyday Phoning Facility has been out of commission since the Blackout last November. There was a substantial amount of damage, and it will require a large amount or work to get it fixed up.  An architect remarked: 

"We wanna give the Phoning Facility an update.  A new look, somethin' fresh, and sleek.  We've been makin' updates all over the island, and this is definitely next on the list." "First we gotta finish cleanin' the rubble up. For some reason, we keep findin' kale chip crumbs in the control panels!"

They didn't have an exact date on when the construction will be complete, so watch this space.


FASHION TIPS
By Cadence

Check it! You wanna look ur best and show off a style that's 100% U. So here's some tips to help amp up the fashion thermometer:

*Wear what makes you feel crazy fab.
*Don't be afraid to mix patterns and colors.
*Accessorize! A scarf, necklace or puffle can add that extra bit of awesome.
*Don't follow trends - make em'!

Cadence out!

JOKES + RIDDLES


Q. What do you call a blink dinosaur?
A. Do-you-think-he-sawus!
-Sj P

Q. Where does a snowman go to dance?
A. A snowball!
-Jinwoo3

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In a river bank!
-No1harry

Q. How does a penguin go to school?
A. On an icicle!
-Yfenni2005

Q. What did one ocean say to the other?
A. Nothing, is just waved!
-Xjennax2

Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!
-Patpatespino

Q. What has a bed but never sleeps?
A. A truck!
-Sydneydoll20

Q. Where do baby apes sleep?
A. Ape-ricots!
-Purpleink44

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